OH MY GOD, ITS TRUE. Edit: after discussion with my friend, nope. Jefferson would wear the light up shoes because he was so dang flashy and run away from him problems in his spiny rolling chair while Hamilton speeds after him in his Heelys. "JEFFERSON, THE B A N K S" "N o"
Theses shoes are so ugly it's almost unbelievable. There is actually a human being who wakes up every single morning with the knowledge that they created this absolute monstrosity of a shoe design and is okay with themselves. There are actually human beings on this great planet of earth who go to the store and spend their hard earned money on a pair of shoes that looks like this. It is unfathomable. I am disgusted.