I can relate. Not to the meth lab thing. To the sign thing. My sign would say something like "I'm not a bad person for having tattoos and firearms it just looks that way to you. So Frak off and judge someone else" What would your sign say?
That feeling when a manager asks if you want to leave early. Especially if the weather is beautiful out! Even if it's not, at least you can get a head start on the awful rush hour traffic that usually gets ten times worse in bad weather.