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Yeah. Lay off

Dear whatever doesn't kill me makes me stronger.kill me

All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was 9, I felt cool with my new markers.

All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was I felt cool with my new markers. The crayon box with the built-in sharpener was the hippest thing ever invented back then

Seriously. Shut your fucking hole.

You can't blame anyone but yourself. Funny how you tell on yourself for the wrong things you do and then turn around and say you don't know how we know stuff.

Pausing on a Comedic Note | Designs By Katy

I was just telling my kids that we had to square dance in PE when I was in high school (Thank God we did that cuz I NEVER used that a day in my life after that).they were like, "what's square dancing?

I know what the problem is

Haha this is so true! Anth is one of few people I will actually talk to. I HATE talking on the phone.

Iron man = fe male

Logical proof that female = Iron Man! Unlock your inner Iron Man at Fitocracy.

funny pictures - funny quotes - I just ran my first marathon this morning

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

That urge you get to write 'No one gives a shit' on someone's status.

Funny Confession Ecard: That urge you get to write No one gives a shit on someones status.

Oh, I don't believe in holding grudges.  I do, however, remember facts.  Forever.  - lol

Oh, I don't believe in holding grudges. I do, however, remember facts forever.learning to let go but this is too funny & indicative of the past

22 Reasons Why Gym Class Is The Most Horrifying Part Of Childhood

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

Pathetic gene pool LOL

I look at people sometimes and think… Really? That’s the sperm that won?

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