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The truth hurts and usually it is funny because its true so humor can hurt too

funny quote wonder if clouds look down on us and say that one is shaped like an idiot


That moment when you're having a conversation in your head and you realise you are making faces that go along with the silent conversation. Ooh all the time!


So true! Kids need to spend time "outside" playing with friends, that was an awesome part of my childhood. We were allowed to play until sunset and we did.

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More minutes would be a greater degree of toasty-ness. And some toasters don't have numbers, they just have pictures of different degrees of toasty-ness.


If I'm not on Pintrest for more than 2 days Call the police.so true for me :)


28 Texts From 2014 That Will Make You Laugh Every Time

Teenage daughter complains to her police officer dad. He trolls her in style. Don't tell me how to live my life.

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"I'm sorry, I can't today because. I am totally going to start using excuses like this when I can't do things due to my health.