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Sad but true. I rather have that 1 best friend who will never betray me for my man money or life. Than to have 5 fake friends who says they will always have your back.

I’ve been waiting so long for this… but savor the moment, because they are never, ever, ever getting back together....cannot handle this

Not the biggest Taylor Swift fan. But this is awesome. That last comment though.

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Some of you girls try to hard to grab someone's attention. That's actually not good because it makes you an attention whore.

People preach but don't practice. How rude. Don't say you care if you won't help.

Best way to make a point --> people have sadly been trained not to care when people are holding signs with good messages it is sad

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For more pins @¥ourMajesty

Another one of my favorites is why are you all up in my grill I don't remember barbequing *Insert B word here* or just using a fandom insult that they don't get.

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Wish they fix the ghetto up. Ppl luv making the ghetto slum. Guess I gotta,step 🆙, Fix my neck of the hood 🆙

One day my friend overheard someone talking about Undertale and she turned around and said "in this world it's kill or be killed"

At school one time a girl behind me said Percy Jackson and I turned around so quickly and made a really strange sound.

Somebody asked me if I wanted to have another child. Before I could answer, my uterus jumped out of my body and into oncoming traffic.

Some uterus' should do this! Somebody asked me if I wanted to have another child. Before I could answer, my uterus jumped out of my body and into oncoming traffic.

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