Every summer my cousins Carol and Susan and I have CousinFest. Weve been getting together every summer for the past thirteen years to spend a long, happy weekend laughing and talking and staying up late to drink margaritas by the pool.
This isn't even true. Fish can swim with or against the current. Who the hell came up with this. And now 'dead fish' everywhere are going with the flow by quoting this and thinking it's deep lol.
When my great aunt talks to me she often first refers to me by my grandmother's name and my mama's name before remembering my own (sometimes my cousin's name gets thrown in there despite the fact that he's a boy and we look like complete opposites)