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George Carlin Quotes: Spell it backwaards which is why i dont pay for bottled water :D

Sadly, too many people these days don't wanna work for the things they want or need.

No one owes you a damn thing! Get off your ass and earn it. This is true of so many people at this time.

George Carlin

Don't just teach your children to read.Teach your children to question what they read, teach them to question everything.~~~George Carlin Always.

~ George Carlin ... speaks the truth

George Carlin was one of the most celebrated and long standing comedians in American History. Born in New York City in Carlin was a stand up comedian, author and actor. During his long career, Carlin won five grammy awards and was recenlty.

“Don’t just teach your children to read…  Teach them to question what they read.  #Teach them to question everything.”

My motto: NO question is EVER dumb! Question it all. ALWAYS stay curious. :) *But do read, read, read as well!

The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment. – George Carlin, comedian

The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not …

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