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be careful what you wish for...

So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.

I work hard at my job, but if the  opportunity to become a  rich housewife arises, I'm  taking it.

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: I work hard at my job, but if the opportunity to become a rich housewife arises, I'm taking it.

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Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I wad up a fitted sheet. That's exactly how I fold my fitted sheets up. I figure the wrinkles will disappera once I make the bed (~_~)

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But now I want to go to bed early and not have to drive anywhere. How ironic.

You poor thing. You don't even realize you're batshit crazy,  do you?

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"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

when you wake up PISSED. I've definitely woken up mad at the hubs because of something in a dream that he would never do in real life.

I think I'll collaborate and listen. Maybe who ever made this card should have used some spell check. Still funny.

When someone says "STOP" I never know if it's in the name of love, hammer time or if I am supposed to collaborate and listen. So funny

Preschool teachers and strippers... the only two professions where glitter in your bra is a common occurrence.

When we can't talkabout it, we'll justacknowledge thatwe're still friendsby casually likingeach othersrandom posts.

Ha!

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...the reason I have no friends...lol

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B., drama, and pretending. makes-me-laugh-quotes

Yes yes yes! I'd like to meet ONE person whose opinion (of the candidate or political party) was ever changed because of obnoxious political posts.

Are You a Crappy Fan Page Admin?

It's just too funny, in light of the fact that it's election time and political posts are rampant.

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