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15 Must See E-Cards for Moms • Thinking Outside The Sandbox

15 Must See eCards for Moms

"Cleaning with children in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos" Parenting Humor Quotes

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your ecards, need to eat more healthy, first eat all the junk food, lol so true

sometimes you just need to lock yourself in the bathroom and cry on the floor...but of course redo your make-up before you unlock that door.

"Keep calm & carry on" sounds great but nobody does that. Try "Lose your shit, bawl awhile, dry your eyes, fix your makeup & figure it out.

I'm glad it's the thought that counts because.I thought about going on a diet and working out before I ate an entire cake and took a nap.

Sorry I don't have the house spotless, laundry folded, and dinner on the table. As it turns out, my full time job gets in the way of me being a housewife. Not that it really makes a difference...

Sorry I don't have the house spotless, laundry folded, and dinner on the table. As it turns out, my full time job gets in the way of me being a housewife./ So glad my husband understands :)

Working with you makes unemployment seem tempting.

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: Working with you makes unemployment seem tempting

Wham! Is that what you meant?

Funny Confession Ecard: next time someone tells me to expect the unexpected I'm going to punch them in the face & ask if they expected that.

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Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: I work 365 days a year with no sick days, lunch breaks, vacation time or adult interaction. Tell me again why being a SAHM isn't a real job.

Nap time: the time of day when stay-and-work-at-home moms cook, clean, do laundry, meal plan, & get a full day of work done, all while thinking repeatedly, 'Please sleep longer, kid.'

Nap time: the time of day when stay-and-work-at-home moms cook, clean, do laundry, meal plan,

Hahaha typical work environment for the vast majority!

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: Co-workers are like Christmas lights. They all hang together but half of them don't work and the other half aren't so bright.

LOL...OMG this is so fitting.

I wonder if heaven is like Target and Starbucks? I believe this is the White Girl's version of Heaven!

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Omg, a surgeon almost died in front of me today! But then I counted to ten & put the scalpel back on the mayo stand.

but there was a reason no one else said it yet...sometimes a mouth filter is a good thing.

Haha this is so me! I cant even tell you how many times my mouth has gotten me into trouble bc I definately do not have a filter! And those of you who know me well, know this is a fact.

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