T'was the week before Christmas And all through the land Parties were happening The holiday was at hand I had started to wonder - how ever would I find? An outfit to wear for the merriment of all kinds When what to my wandering eye should appear An Ugly Christmas Sweater on the shelf, drawing near. My smile grew wide, I knew I had found A sweater to make the party go round. I bought the sweater, and wore it that night. And said Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!