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This is such a superficial statement!? NOBODY is PERFECT! We ALL make mistakes. Its the ones who don't admit to theirs. That ruin it for the rest of us. Sincere hearts change for the better. Fake ones hold grudges! usually cause they can't forgive themselves for something! M.C

I'm a good enough person to forgive people who hurt me, but i'm not stupid enough to trust them again

I'm Fine ..

Is it a lie, if what you feel in those moments can be defined as 'fine' but in the end you're dieing on the inside

14 Actual Announcements By Flight Attendants. This Is How It Should Be. hahaha! reminds me of when one of our flight attendants said "If you are flying with a young child, or someone who is acting like one,please assist them."

14 Actual Announcements By Flight Attendants. I've heard some pretty good ones while on United Airlines. They can get pretty creative.

Life is about ass. You're either covering it, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it or behaving like one...

I really wish this wasn't true. I'm the WORST as 'kissing it' though I would prefer to save that honor for 'behaving like one." Oh well truth is truth

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Funny pictures about Kindly go away. Oh, and cool pics about Kindly go away. Also, Kindly go away.

Amen!!!

Keep your head high, and your middle finger higher. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life.

The best portion of your life will be the small nameless moments you spend smiling with someone who matters to you // Powerful Positivity

I can attest the first part...the struggle when deadline passes and you have to talk yourself down... #winequotes

I can attest the first part...the struggle when deadline passes and you have to talk yourself down... #winequotes

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can't have any more food and I'm just never ready for that kind of commitment.   Dentaltown - Dentally Incorrect

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can't have anymore food and I'm just never ready for that kind of commitment. THIS IS MY LIFE

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I have gotten outta bed 365 days a year for 37 years. That is sit-ups. And not ONE ab to show for it.

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- If life gives you lemons make a lemonade. - Yeah, but unless life doesn't hands you sugar and water, your lemonade is going to suck.

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