"Come one! Come all! To see the biggest debacle in all of the world's history! Starring: The Pussy Grabber! Also Starring: The Incredible Dorito! Starring Also: The Orange Rapist! Starring Too: Extra Small Dickhead Don! Yes, Starring: The Incredible Tiny Hands! To So Starring: The Unbelievably, Heavily, The Thickest Orange Shit I have Ever Seen On An Otherwise Pale Body, Spray Tanned Messiah! Gather around, take your seats. This is sure the be the dumbest shit you'll ever see!"