A  retired guy sits around the house all day so one day his wife says, “Joe, you could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week”.The guy gives it a moment’s thought and says; “sure why not.  Show me to the vacuum.    Half an hour later, the guy comes into the kitchen to get some coffee.  His wife says, “I didn't hear the vacuum working, I thought you were using it”? Exasperated, Joe answers,”The stupid thing is broken, it won't start.

A retired guy sits around the house all day so one day his wife says, “Joe, you could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week”.The guy gives it a moment’s thought and says; “sure why not. Show me to the vacuum. Half an hour later, the guy comes into the kitchen to get some coffee. His wife says, “I didn't hear the vacuum working, I thought you were using it”? Exasperated, Joe answers,”The stupid thing is broken, it won't start.

Marriage like a deck of cards. . .NOT ALL OF THEM!!!   My husband got real ticked when I read this to him."It's fine when a woman threatens to club hurt husband and bury him but a man wouldn't dare say that" he said about his ASSUMTION, to which I replied. There was no mention of man/woman and reread it to him!  Now I'm ticked and it's starting look better every minute! HaHa  If you do not  know what the word ASSUME means here it is: makes an ass out of you and me!

Marriage like a deck of cards. . .NOT ALL OF THEM!!! My husband got real ticked when I read this to him."It's fine when a woman threatens to club hurt husband and bury him but a man wouldn't dare say that" he said about his ASSUMTION, to which I replied. There was no mention of man/woman and reread it to him! Now I'm ticked and it's starting look better every minute! HaHa If you do not know what the word ASSUME means here it is: makes an ass out of you and me!

I gotta do this! Also carry a sling shot so I can fire an egg, paint ball or a rock at asshole drivers who fly through the streets :) I hate arrogant drivers who drive with their dicks...

I gotta do this! Also carry a sling shot so I can fire an egg, paint ball or a rock at asshole drivers who fly through the streets :) I hate arrogant drivers who drive with their dicks...

The Divorced Barbie Doll - Pelican Parts Technical BBS

The Divorced Barbie Doll - Pelican Parts Technical BBS

I came into this world kicking and screaming - http://jokideo.com/i-came-into-this-world-kicking-and-screaming/

I came into this world kicking and screaming - http://jokideo.com/i-came-into-this-world-kicking-and-screaming/

You have to watch this it's FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  P.s. Wow lady wow

LISTEN: 'Please Move The Deer Crossings'

You have to watch this it's FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P.s. Wow lady wow

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