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Frankly my dear, that is not tight butthole. (What I learned from Workaholics).

My life ❤️

:D :D :D Thanksgiving is coming up and we're so grateful for our lovely dental assistants, our favourite mind-readers. We really do have an all-star team at Hawthorne Village We hope everyone has a lovely and safe Thanksgiving celebration.

No you didn't inherit your 'bad teeth' from your parents, they just didn't brush either, you sugar-eating, soda-drinking, lemon-sucking crackhead. Lol I'm dying!

Want to do this at church

I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we wait.so evil!

Don't deny, you do it too!!!

Some days I'm incredibly grateful my job requires me to wear a mask. *things that dentists don't discuss with you!

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I always think this whenever I see 2 people sharing.I mean it's free, you can each have your own.or who's a control freak?

I work hard at my job, but if the  opportunity to become a  rich housewife arises, I'm  taking it.

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: I work hard at my job, but if the opportunity to become a rich housewife arises, I'm taking it.

Um.

Funny Independence Day Ecard: I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom.until they're flashing behind you.

Kick ass in business and in life! Learn a lesson from your dog - no matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that shit and move on!

wait, your a Sparkaholic too? did we just become best friends? Advocare spark!

Nursing School Best friends I my nursing school BFF's

Or tuesday wednesday thursday friday and the weekend is game for just not given a fuck not even a half of one ^.^

Funny Workplace Ecard: I checked my calendar, and I won't give a fuck next Monday either.

I hate talking on the phone. Texting is the best way to get ahold of me.

Before calling me, ask yourself "Is this textable? I hate talking on the phone! Unless it's like my mom or grandparent's lol

When Mommy finally gets up to spank your butt, that's when you know... Shit just got real.

So, SO true. I remember when my Mom got off the couch, I had messed up.

Anna... this post is for you!!!  Okay, I think that I have to add Becky too!!!  HAHAHAHAHAHA

Funny Reminders Ecard: I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments and sheer lack of common decency, that you and I could be best friends in no time.

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