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Crude, yet... Still funny.

I’ll meet you outside of the theater tonight. There should be a good selection of horny bitches leaving the Magic Mike flick.

@Carolyn De Vera. We were just talking about this!!!!

Free and Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: I need a little drinky drink.

Lol

My other analogy is that some days they're like puppies in a box. As soon as you get one back in the box, two others are crawling out!

Funny Confession Ecard: I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Teenager someone who is well prepared for a zombie apocalypse but not ready for tomorrow's math test.

This is my ultimate pet peeve!! Seriously...close your mouth and eat like you have some sense! <<<

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This is my ultimate pet peeve!close your mouth and eat like you have some sense! And chew gum for that matter!

Im predicting Obama will take an early lead tomorrow... Until all the Republicans get off work.

I'm predicting Obama will take an early lead tomorrow. Until all the Republicans get off work.

I hate you. Maybe not in a I hope you die kind of way, but in a I hope you develop an allergy to bacon kind of way. And ice cream.

Free and Funny News Ecard: I hate you. Maybe not in a I hope you die kind of way, but in a I hope you develop an allergy to bacon kind of way. And ice cream.

Liberal logic. Stupid frogs don't realize the heat is on high since MSNBC tells them it's rainbows and butterflies.

not really into politics, but i always laugh when people still blame bush lol unless it is his fault i have no clue lol

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Reminds me of someone always blaming others! The only blame I take responsibility for is introducing all the nice materialistic stuff, name brand things!

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