How to make a marriage last: quote: "A reporter asked the couple, 'How did you manage to stay together for 65 years?' The woman replied, 'We were born in a time when if something was broken we would fix it, not throw it away.
A professor stood before his class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full.
Wisdom for a great marriage: “Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave. Likewise… Let the husband make the wife glad to come home, and let her make him sorry to see her leave.