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143) Actually I fell off the ladder cause I dropped my tape measure. So next time you turn on the radio and it doesn't work, it's because, I dropped it too, right after I dropped the tape measure.

143) Actually I fell off the ladder cause I dropped my tape measure. So next time you turn on the radio and it doesn't work, it's because, I dropped it too, right after I dropped the tape measure.

78) Invite Gawd into your home. Ask him to do a little work for you and see how long he stays.

78) Invite Gawd into your home. Ask him to do a little work for you and see how long he stays.

144) What are the chances of all the mass in the universe occupying the same place at the same time?

144) What are the chances of all the mass in the universe occupying the same place at the same time?

46) Though both bring fame, history and fiction never make the same claim.

46) Though both bring fame, history and fiction never make the same claim.

50) Dreams are real.

50) Dreams are real.

197) How many still run free?

197) How many still run free?

176) Listen up you pilgrims!

176) Listen up you pilgrims!

107) Correcting history, I should say.

107) Correcting history, I should say.

214) You don't have to be subjugated, likewise you don't have to remain ignorant.

214) You don't have to be subjugated, likewise you don't have to remain ignorant.

116) I talk endlessly with some, to others I wouldn't chat.No one chose to live next door, to that grumpy cat. Would the jury agree to a murder, second degree? Very suddenly, you see, it has become her or me!

116) I talk endlessly with some, to others I wouldn't chat.No one chose to live next door, to that grumpy cat. Would the jury agree to a murder, second degree? Very suddenly, you see, it has become her or me!

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