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Actually, I like being pale. I don't need to look like a worn out leather handbag to feel good about myself. (HA! I've been saying this for years!)

Mom had skin cancer. Grandpa died of skin cancer. That means I am at high risk for melanoma. In my opinion, pale is better than cancer.

I'd so watch this.

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Tom always makes fun of me for hiding everything but my eyes under a blanket when we watch scary movies! Hahaha! :)

Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna kill- ahh damn! She's under a blanket.

Our family has actually used "Metric Shit Ton" as a unit of measurement!

Then I heard someone use the term, "metric fuck-ton", and "shit ton" instantly dropped to