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I don't know how to put it any simpler without breaking out the crayons: Not telling me something because you "don't want to piss me off" is probably the best way to piss me off.

You+can+have+him...soon+enough,+he+will+show+you+his+true+colors.+Taste+the+rainbow,+bitch!!

I know, I know...I stood up for myself. Go ahead & pretend to be the victim now, you do it so well. Such a shame you have to blackmail me, my kids & my parents for your own fault. Pathetic!

There's nothing like the moment you realize someone's a douche instead of the decent person you thought they were.

Yes, I'm crazy. And just when you think you've reached the bottom of my craziness, there is, in fact, a crazy underground garage. Don't fuck with me.

My life is an open book. It is not perfect and I don't use facebook to pretend that it is.

copied from a friends facebook - this is so darn true. Teaching my girls to be kind to others, talking bad about someone to make yourself feel better is not nice and certainly should make you ashamed of your own character. - worry about yourself. - When you are perfect then you can judge, even Mother Teresa was a kind soul to all and she was pretty darn perfect.

Hypocrites: those who try to convince the world, and themselves, that they are a good person, while continuing to be evil on a daily basis.