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I’d always end up broken down on the highway. When I stood there trying to flag someone down, nobody stopped. But when I pushed my own car, other drivers would get out and push with me. If you want help, help yourself—people like to see that. — Chris Rock

I’d always end up broken down on the highway. When I stood there trying to flag someone down, nobody stopped. But when I pushed my own car, other drivers would get out and push with me. If you want help, help yourself—people like to see that. — Chris Rock, comedian #ChrisRock #helpyourself #Fitness Matters - Start by helping yourself. Then your friends can come along to support you.

I’d always end up broken down on the highway. When I stood there trying to flag someone down, nobody stopped. But when I pushed my own car, other drivers would get out and push with me. If you want help, help yourself—people like to see that. — Chris Rock, comedian #ChrisRock #helpyourself #Fitness Matters - Start by helping yourself. Then your friends can come along to support you.

Bill Hicks on "Pop" music. Thank you Bill. I hope that my granchildren will have an opportunity to experience real music written and played by people who love music and not just "entertainers" who want a new Mercedes and a Summer home in the Keys.

Bill Hicks on "Pop" music. Thank you Bill. I hope that my granchildren will have an opportunity to experience real music written and played by people who love music and not just "entertainers" who want a new Mercedes and a Summer home in the Keys.

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I am only nasty when pushed to an extreme, or when I get deeply hurt in someway. People are often shocked when that little nugget of "meanness" shoots out of my mouth. It's a side that is very rare, and that few have ever seen.

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