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(Clearly back in the days of "Here's five bucks, Timmy, run down to the corner and pick up some cigarettes & beer for Daddy.")

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ha ha. Maybe a combination. Morgan for the early years and then Samuel steps in around my 12th year!

No offense, Morgan Freeman…

wtf: I'd rather have Samuel L. Jackson narrate my life. No offense, Morgan Freeman. My life requires multiple uses of the word "Motherfucker.

So true!!! Haha

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No I don’t need anger management you need to stop pissing me off !

Those who are brave enough to follow their dreams do not hate their jobs. They are appreciative and excited.

Funny Workplace Ecard: A recent survey of one person revealed that of me thinks that I should leave work early.

I may be really white but the only part of this rap song i know is coming up and I'm about to own the shit out of all fifteen seconds of it. Oh soooo true!!

I may be really white but the only part of this rap song i know is coming up and I'm about to own the shit out of all fifteen seconds of it. Yep, this is me Shields Kriss

Go to sleep! So my kids.

Funny Baby Ecard: Just FYI. I won't be taking naps any more. That means you'll need to get all your shit done while I'm awake. Good luck with that!

Or girl scout cookies

I'm going to save my resolution for I think I want to be an asshole for another year -ecard meme - Humor me - Random Funnies

Your dreams, your goals, your deepest desires, don't give up on them. They live inside you and if you deny yourself these passions, a part of you will die for your dreams have meaning for a reason. Living your life out loud is your birthright and the surest path to happiness. Keep your faith and your faith will keep you moving. Acknowledge your dreams. Spend time every day taking action towards your goals or dreams by breaking them down with little goals to get to the bigger one. Practice…

“Anyone can be cool, but awesome takes practice.” - “Anyone can be cool, but awesome takes practice.

Santa Baby slip a little something under the tree, for me. I've been an awfully good girl

Instead of making a Christmas list year, I'm just going to direct Santa to my pins.

Ummm.. No no wait... Ummm oh yeah.. I mean. Hahaha

every time but spell check is there too! thank you God for spell check

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