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Failed another job interview today. Apparently taking part in an orgy isn't proof that I can effectively work as part of a team.

I can't! So adorable.

So worth watching, I am trying to figure out when they got a video of my bubbles at a ballet class. I can't stop laughing.ballet isnt for everyone. oh my goodness. it hurts.someone help this poor child!

Missed the boat

Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till Sincerely, The Unicorns

if you would just listen and do something the first time i asked, mommy wouldn't have to lose her shit.

Just listen to Mommy! someecards yarnvixen Just listen to Mommy! someecards Just listen to Mommy!

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Good thing Dan drinks, or else all of our friends, relatives, neighbors, acquaintances enemies and strangers would not know how much he loves them.

I'm gonna lose weight. I'm gonna exercise everyday. I'm gonna go on a diet and stick to it. I'm gonna look like those girls on the Victoria Secret fashion show..... Wait!! Is that cake..?

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: I'm gonna lose weight. I'm gonna exercise everyday. I'm gonna go on a diet and stick to it. I'm gonna look like those girls on the Victoria Secret fashion show. Is that cake.

I'm attracted to guys who have these qualities, especially driving a truck. I find that really attractive for some reason, idek.

oh, you drive a truck AND listen to country music? excuse me while I get naked.

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Monday Morning Motivation: “Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work” – Thomas Edison

This is what i deal with on a daily bases with some of my aides!

Fall should arrive soon, it is finally starting to cool down here!

Ecard - For every Christmas tree lit before Thanksgiving, an elf drowns a baby reindeer.

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I fell off a horse yesterday and was nearly killed. Thankfully the WalMart greeter saw what happened and unplugged it.

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