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Aren't we all
hahah... sometimes this is me. The rest of the time it's the honey badgers fault.
I do. I dont wanna do nothing but sleep. I know I cant but I never wanna get out of bed. I think and stress myself out and get headaches. Headaches I cant get rid of. Headaches I have had goin on 3 weeks
Never understand why people have to broadcast their relationship on Facebook if you have to justify it then I'd have a good hard look and ask why?
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After I drink coffee I like to show the empty mug to the IT guy to tell him that I've successfully installed Java. He hates me. #coffee #quote #lol
Fake it 'til ya make it!