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Agreed

Taking naps sounds so childish. I prefer to call them horizontal life pauses.i want this shirt

When something goes wrong in your life...just yell "Plot twist!" and move on.

When something goes wrong in your life, just yell, "Plot twist!" and move on.don let's the twists trip.

Finally the world is beginning to see that introverts are just as social, as friendly, and as ambitious as the outgoing center of attention.

Lessons I learned when you turned 100

Funny pictures about Kindly go away. Oh, and cool pics about Kindly go away. Also, Kindly go away.

Frieda is a character in the comic strip Peanuts by Charles Schulz.

"People Always Expect More of You When You Have Naturally Curly Hair", Peanuts, December I got my curls from my mother. Blessed now , but cursed them for many years

#storyofmylife

Yeah if you could go ahead and create your dream office space here. That'd be great - That Would Be Great (Office Space Bill Lumbergh)

Today’s Housekeeping Tip: Keep strategically placed get well cards on your mantel…

Surprising Cleaning New Uses

Today’s Housekeeping Tip: Keep strategically placed get well cards on your mantel… Too funny. and a great idea'

I will lick you...lol

Don't bother putting your hand over my mouth to shut me up. I will lick you. Or I will bite you.

If only y'all knew my struggle. I thank God for my friends everyday. Lolol

Pretty much my life story. Long hair in the summer means messy buns everyday!

I'm sorry, but this literally made me laugh out loud.

My Christmas!

Me: For Christmas I want a Unicorn. Santa: Be realistic. Me: Ok I want a Boyfriend. Santa: What color do you want your Unicorn?

This one's for you, Teri! :)

I just did a weeks worth of cardio after walking into a spider's web. Definitely Fall is is the air.spiders are everywhere!

Sleep

Yes, penguins do have knees! A penguin’s leg is composed of a short femur, knee, tibia and fibula. The upper leg bones are not visible as they are covered in feathers, giving the penguin the illusion of short legs and no knees. No go the fuck to sleep.

Really it's because of Leviticus 19. And the fact that I shall not defile the temple of God. But it's still funny :-) Also, Funny how people will dress their best to go to some dressy function, but will go to church to worship in less than their best. How big is God in our eyes!

My body is a temple! Why don't you have tattoos."Do you see a Ferrari with bumper stickers?

Accurate

39 New Funny Quotes You're Going To Love. Hell hath no fury when I'm slightly inconvenienced and hungry

It takes mad skills.

I Don't Need To Flirt I Will Seduce You With My awkwardness. I seriously need to learn how to flirt haha

Omg Foooooooooood

Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. Kitchen has food! Kitchen also has bacon in the words of my brother in law.

Someone needs to alert me when I'm having one of these days. :)

That awkward moment when you come home, look in the mirror, and think ." i do that all the time my hair be sticken up and shit im thinken damn my friends left me hangin,

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