"Zombie proof airless tires." Okay, I've seen this pin with this caption multiple times, but I don't get it. Are regular tires not zombie proof? When did zombies start eating tires? Do zombies like to slit your tires while you're out?
It looks like the official photo is not only thinner but also whiter. Why oh why? This I know for sure: We are surely fucked if even Oprah can't reject social pressures that suggest she's not thin enough, white enough, or whatever enough. Enought!