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You must be rich own a vineyard or spend all your money on Premium wines delivered to your door. Get wine.

A good way to start your day and even better way to end it! Coopers Hawk Winery & Restaurant

Haha how about start with Tea. Also can we have (or attempt to have) a classy dinner party with wine instead of hard liquor. Or maybe just try and start with wine and move on to alcohol less classy and more fitting to our personalities?

Hahaha!! That is some funny stuff! Unfortunately, this is how I got all my great college stories! Whew!! Glad those years are behind me! :)

Best sign ever hung in a pub

If you don't think this is appropriate for "school nurse board", you don't work at the high school level....

If you don't think this is appropriate for "school nurse board", you don't work at the high school level.

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I have an unusual bucket list but I am going to fill mine with wine and enjoy the rest of my retirement sometime in the future. Whenever I can afford to retire right now I am just working for wine.

yeah! smartest thing I've found today!!

"Not to get technical, but according to chemistry - alcohol is a solution." Great excuse for a drink!

Every box of raisins is a tragic story of grapes that could have been wine. #wine #NapaValley #WineQuotes

Every box of raisins is a tragic story of grapes that could have been wine. #wine #NapaValley #WineQuotes

Hope all your Wednesdays are wonderful with wine!

Primitives by Kathy Reasons to Drink Wine' Box Sign available at Nordstrom

Lmao. Only when with my mom...till she calls me out on the bullshit.

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I don't pretend to be anything I am not. Except for sober, I 've pretended to be sober a few times.

My Word 5.5 x 12-Inch Block Sign, How Much Whine:Amazon:Home & Kitchen

Sign reads "how much whine would a wine drinker whine if a wine drinker couldn't drink wine?" Block signs are made from 1 thick solid white pine.

I speak Winese.  Wine has a special language all its own. If slurring your speech is Winese, then I am fluent in this language.

I speak Winese. Wine has a special language all its own. If slurring your speech is Winese, then I am fluent in this language.

One if those days

YES THREE LONG YEARS. Not sure if that makes me an idiot or just too understanding. Na I'm an idiot because I'm done trying to be understanding. Theres no understanding chaos.

Never too early...

If you have to ask if it's too early to drink wine.you're an amateur and we can't be friends.neva eva too early

Exactly...being a GOOD and SELFLESS mother is not as hard as you make it look >:(

Exactly...being a GOOD and SELFLESS mother is not as hard as you make it look >:(

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