Shoot your alarm clock to turn it off each morning. but wouldn't you have to grab the gun which takes the same time as turning the alarm clock off. and then you'd have to shoot the target when you're half asleep to turn the darn thing off.
Thank god someone invented this! If there is one thing that drags me down in life and ruins nearly every party, it is having to lift a 2 liter bottle of soda to pour. A bottle brings you down in life! Must be a tough life!