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Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

And this is what everyone doesn't understand about me

I feel fortunate that I can see a person's soul, but so sad that sometimes the other cannot see it for themselves. How my heart aches. Thank god I found the one man who exceeds his highest potential every day!

 Here's to watching!!

"If I really was a bitch, I'd make your live a living hell, but instead, I'll just sit back & watch you do it yourself.

Who is right or wrong is only a question of perspective. Anger, or grudges have nothing to do with that question.

I just want to tell you, at some point it doesn't matter who was right and who was wrong. At some point, being angry is just another bad habit, like smoking, and you keep poisoning yourself without thinking about it.

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Jerm, I love all the things you do just to put a smile on my face. I love that seeing me happy puts a smile on your face. I love having a loving relationship where we both spoil eachother.

I can show you better than I can tell you

I cut people off with no hesitation.last year I cut people out who were cheaters, liars and disloyal.

~Don’t judge me until you know me. Don’t underestimate me And don’t talk about me until you talk To me!

When we give place to wrong people into our heart and life they think that we r the one to be used and take take advantage of our character and comfortable to tell bad about us.. so move with them but always keep a distance .. or ignore them ...to remind ourself that it should not happen again in our life with any one else... I tell u 2 of my life Stories how I asked my mom to avoid them to not to talk about them and lead a peaceful life..

Tell me why they were so comfortable telling you. I've never thought about that reason but it's something to look at. Keep real friends, throw the 2 faced bitches out!

This is so true!!! and stay up all night thinking it will land on your face!  Scary thoughts!

"The only thing worse than having a spider in your room. Is losing a spider in your room!" :: Lc- they're always easy to find though. Just look under your pillow.

Oh yes.. way to much drama people! BE HAPPY!

Top 5 Funnies

So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.

Getting rid of stress

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: Hitting the gym to release stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the people that caused the stress to begin with.

:) Who knew someone in this world could be so stupid to believe such a liar. But as my husband says, "it's not a lie if someone is so delusional as to believe their own bullshit." Jimmy's very insightful.

A pet peeve of mine. the complaints of a run ragged stay at home mom. try being a single mother with a full time job. Or just a mother with a full time job. I've done both and can tell you which is more difficult.

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