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My true calling!

"I think my true calling in life is just hanging out and snacking" while watching TV Shows/Movies on Netflix.

Vintage Funny Quotes

Haha my house is always clean even during the week when we are all out working or in school !!! I cant stand a dirty house it makes my asthma act up and thank God anasyn is taking after both Josh and I. he is tidy and so am I but I have a disinfecting habit everything getsbleached especially when one of us is sick !!!!

Dull women have immaculate houses. And, honey I come from a long line of fascinating women!

Take a look at this 'Happiness' Coin Purse by Anne Taintor on #zulily today!

Keep pennies in place with a dash of sass! This clever coin purse features a tongue-in-cheek saying over a vintage image that's sure to spark smiles.

So me

I suffer from ADCD: Attention Deficit Cleaning Disorder. It's where you start to clean one thing, but get distracted by another thing that needs cleaning. That causes you to bounce from one job to another only to end up doing a lot of work with nothing to

Lol I'm a terrible person for understanding this.

True Wisdom

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

Funny Confession Ecard: I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

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Coffee keeps me busy before it's acceptable to drink wine, it is noon somewhere, good morning, see all guaranteed to make you laugh

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