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TGIF: thank god I'm fabulous! Not at all perfect, but I am fabulous in my own quirky, unique way.

Yep, I think that is cake. Eh the diet can start tomorrow...

I' m gonna lose weight. I'm gonna exercise everyday. I' gonna go on a diet and stick to it .Is that a cake?

Woooow...I think I'm onto something here..lol...tried to tell ya you couldn't handle me

Funny You Couldn't Handle Me Even If I Came With Instructions T-shirt! Great sense of humor! Available in various styles, colors & sizes.

Once upon a time...fuck you

Haha story of my life! It's awesome! 'Once Upon a Time, Fuck You.The End'.

High Five on your face ... with a chair. Dont miss me too much.   xoxo, Pau

Just because I'm smiling doesn't mean I don't want to hit you in the face I always smile. (Although I rarely feel mean things, I just always smile.

"Kiss my ass"

While you’re talking behind my back, feel free to bend down and kiss my ass. quotes about fake friends talking behind your back

"If it doesn't fit, it's ugly anyway"

QUOTE: "If it doesn't fit..."