"Life is a lot like a roll of toilet paper: the closer you get to the end, the quicker it goes. Don't take any crap on your birthday!" Toilet paper tied up with treats in a cellophane bag makes a fabulous over the hill gift.
Fresh underpants when YOU need them One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don't fret, we've got you covered with the Emergency Underpants Dispenser. These 4" tall boxes look a lot like tissue boxes, but instead of tissues they dispense underpants! If you want to be extra safe you should keep one by your bedside, one at work and one in the car. Each box contains five pairs of disposable unisex underwear that will fit most adults.