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First child eats dirt parent calls doctor. Second child eats dirt parent cleans out mouth. Third child eats dirt parent wonders if she really needs to feed him lunch. So true good thing I stopped at

LOL, I love ecards

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

snarky ecards | E-cards #ParentingEcards

snarky ecards | E-cards #ParentingEcards

your ecards  | your ecards said no mom ever

My Favorite Your E-Cards

Funny Family Ecard: 'Your mega-meltdown tantrum fit totally changed my mind.' Said no mom ever.

:) luke bryan. lol.

When you're driving and realize you're lost, so you turn down the music like 'Shhh, Luke Bryan. I can't shake it for you right now, I'm lost'. Not the lost part but the I can't shake it right now lol

Funny Family Ecard: 'Mommy, watch this!' is the toddler equivalent of 'Hold my beer.' It usually means something stupid and dangerous is about to take place.

humor service and paying bills

Ugh I HATE how the cable companies do this - give em a dose of their own medicine

The cashier in the CVS drive thru didn't even ask - she just WAVED lollipops back and forth and grinned at the kids in the back seat.   I said, "No thanks!"  Yeah, that was a fun ride  home....

Child: "Mom, can I have a candy?" Mom: "Did you brush your teeth?" Child: "Not yet" Mom: "No, then you can't have candy." (Child leaves room and finds Dad)Child: "Dad, can I have candy?" Dad: "Yes.


Clean with Norwex and no one will know 😃 Karinbanghart.

The problem is that they only notice if it real. Like little comfortable lie detectors.

Getting Comfortable Funny Meme

Me to a T

Me to a T

Awkward Mom Moment #10003: Sneezing is more about crossing your legs tight than covering your mouth. | Family Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Family Ecard: Awkward Mom Moment Sneezing is more about crossing your legs tight than covering your mouth.

OMG! I was just talking about this earlier. The laundry really never stops!

This is the truth.and me and mom are the oy ones in the house who have to do laundry so wen i do it i get suoer excited seeing no dirty clothes until i see my dad walk in the door then the moment ends!

It's a conspiracy!!  I know some grandchildren that may be doing this at times and they think I don't know it.  lol

Let's drive Mom bat-shit crazy. That way, she'll let us watch TV just to get a moment's peace. this is the conspiracy theory of my children.

It's not fair. Everyone who got married before Pinterest should get another shot at it. For free. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

Totally hysterical and sooo true!

Funnies Thread Part 2 - Page 58

Funnies Thread Part 2 - Page 58

Funny Confession Ecard: I only seem to remember I want to lose weight AFTER eating 7 cookies.