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Great poem...had to share He was mine yesterday and will be today. So, to those flaunting females please just go on your way. You may call to get in just a couple of words. But that night before he went to bed I was all that he heard. He dreams of me and thinks of my presence so clear. When it's cold at night I'm the one he holds close and near. You can wear all those tight clothes just letting it hang out. Because I'm the one, when it comes to sexual preferences he has no doubt. When we're…

I must say, I'm having a ton of fun with this heart food and I decided to make something a little fancier. Make some Chicken Parmesan Hearts and blow your significant other away with how good of a cook you are! Or how good you are at following directions...

"Yeah, hi... I was at the party last night. I'm Ted's friend... I just wanted to say thank you, by the way. Super fun. I had a really good time. Can't believe the whole couch caught on fire, you know? I mean wow! Just crazy. And then the fridge in the pool? Were you here for that? I don't usually say things were 'epic' but it was epic. Honestly... Anyhow, did you find a set of keys? Can't seem to find my keys."

She thinks shes so slick, not realizing her world will end when EVERYONE sees pics.....smile then beoottchh.....lol. Hello, he got booted for a reason.