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You inspire me to invent new words, like Douchetard.

Funny Breakup Ecard: You inspire me to invent new words, like Douchetard.

I Think My Mom's Gone Crazy

Funny Family Ecard: Home is where you can say anything you want because nobody listens to you anyway.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Girl, this ain't no bakery. Put that muffin top away!@ http://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/MjAxMi1kNDdjZWYxY2E0NGJlZWRl

Girl, this ain't no bakery. Put that muffin top away!//Lmao "This may be a bakery, but our case is fully stocked. Take your muffin top somewhere else!

Stat nosy bitches. And yes, i did post this to my Food board just for you. So gtfo.

I'm going to write you a prescription for some "mind your own fucking business". I suggest you get it filled immediately! If not sooner!

Police Wives: Protected by more people than you want to piss off! | Family Ecard | someecards.com

Free and Funny Family Ecard: Police Wives: Protected by more people than you want to piss off!

Things I would love to tell you

My friend Tammy found this and showed it to me. It's funny because I think a lot of people can relate and probably have come across a person like this.

What a coincidence?!? Multiple personalities AND multiple fake profiles to match them! LOL! #foundyouout #gottalovetechnology

You'd think with all your multiple personalities at least one would be likeable.

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