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“To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.” - Wilson Mizner

“To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.” - Wilson Mizner

”It’s strange, isn’t it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh’ and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.” - Tommy Cooper

”It’s strange, isn’t it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh’ and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.” - Tommy Cooper

"First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.” - Steve Martin

"First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.” - Steve Martin

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. Henny Youngman | Quotes

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. Henny Youngman | Quotes

 ha ha Hay and Marsh, this for the girls who didn't like my I HATE THIS Pin Board!  lol

ha ha Hay and Marsh, this for the girls who didn't like my I HATE THIS Pin Board! lol

“Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.”

“Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.”

“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” - Bob Hope

“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” - Bob Hope

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I find this true and false. It took having kids to show myself enough respect to find someone who truly loves me. But there is this truth about a mother's love that is undeniable. But it is a totally different love then that I have for my husband...

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