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An interesting point on this. When I see that in media and/or stories it is treated as romantic, sexy, and funny. Not how it actually is: annoying and rude.

Yes, another reason why romantic comedies typically suck. Blatantly trivializing and promoting dismissive behavior towards another's feelings should not merit an affectionate or sexual response.

This is creepily accurate... *~*

So true except for the 15 years old part. I like my men like my whiskey, aged to perfection.>>> they never said 15 years old. They said 15 years OLDER than them.

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This is amazing, I cry from laughter every time I read this. If you take time to read it, its seriously the funniest thing ever!

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Date mate and house spouse

I love all the fandom ones xD and housespouse, datemate, and the famous one.

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Aziz Ansari and 50 Cent.don't let this be your child, teach them the difference between grapefruit and grape fruit.

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16 Perfect Snapshots Of The American Schooling System "Thank you god lady"

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may the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.

"Two Families Enter. One Will Leave. The Wedding Games. May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor." Hahahaha yes!

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This why I've never been to the ocean, I don't want to finally understand Finding Nemo 736x ad fe 91 adfe9119ce526573e5f79113a3463ed6.jpg

The difference between John Green and Steven Moffat--John Green has also said the he doesn't "kill" his characters, they just died, because that's what happens.murders his characters. ^^^^^ John: BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE DO!

This is a really good theory. Woah, my mind has blown a gasket, we are now shutting down for maintenance. All brain functions leave the brain.

I am now questioning my entire existence. ~ This would be a cool story idea. ~ someone definitely needs to write a book or some fanfiction or SOMETHING with this idea