The Defibrillator Toaster, puns: -My mom would be so annoyed every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming "WERE LOSING THEM!!! BEEPBEEPBEEP!" -"Nurse we need 12 CC's of cream cheese, stat!!" -Hes bread, Jim. -Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M -If we dont restart his heart , hes toast! -"Daddys in a butter place now, kids." jolarti
Get-along t shirt - posted by a humor page on FB. Looks goofy, but I know my grandma used to make my dad & his siblings sit on the couch with their arms around each other when they got caught fighting. Punish them with love!