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Trust Vodka funny party dance drunk lol vodka alcohol funny humor funny quote funny quotes--I have heard this lie before

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Alcohol because no great story started with someone eating a salad! Haha I want a sign like this

Alcohol, Funny

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Sign says " Alcohol! Because no great story ever began with a salad " Digital Printable File by Sugar Queens // DIY // Wedding or Party Bar Decor Sign // Fun and Unique // Chalkboard

Putting your leg out of the blankets and then feeling exposed to monsters

Not so normsl. Dump A Day funny quotes monsters under your bed - Dump A Day

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Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary (vocabulary). However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia (Wikipedia) & learned if you drink too much of it's likely tequilya (tequila).

this is the only way to save this movie in my opinion i didn't see the charm until i saw this freaking worth the price of admission

Love is like a fart if you have to force it it's probably crap Tom Hanks Movie as Forest Gump Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you're going to get.

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funny quote have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered who ties your shoelaces for you

I do not know why this is funny. Is my brain planning something before I do it…| Am I the only one that realizes this is actually a quote from the Marvel Fandom and not just a funny saying...

I do not know why this is funny. Is my brain planning something before I do it myself.<--- No it's funny because Black Widow would use this. She speaks fluent Russian and Hawkeye is actually deaf so it works

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