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"I just have to finish the chapter". "ok, well maybe THIS chapter"."one more quick chapter"."Well shit now I HAVE to finish!

50 Memes for Stressed-Out Parents And THEN what happened? This story is longer than War and Peace! Some of these emotions are just in one hour. This is the BEST! Oh my, I can’t wait to just sit in silence outside. Has anyone seen the cat? She was here yesterday… Oh yeah, that’s right. Fluff …

50 Memes for Stressed-Out Parents And THEN what happened? This story is longer than War and Peace! Some of these emotions are just in one hour. This is the BEST! Oh my, I can’t wait to just sit in silence outside. Has anyone seen the cat? She was here yesterday… Oh yeah, that’s right. Fluff …

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. -WINSTON CHURCHILL

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

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My career plans were much more exciting when I was I wanted to be a mermaid.

Did you ever stop to think that maybe coffee is addicted to ME? #CoffeeQuotes

Did you ever stop to think that maybe coffee is addicted to ME? #CoffeeQuotes

I think I will print this on a t-shirt, I have several places I would like to wear it!

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I think sarcasm is the defense against drama, bullshit and stupidity. Being a smartass is a defense against people who don't get sarcasm.

Not a wine drinker, I only get headaches but thought this was funny.

That simple! Kontos - handsome, bearded brunette man, and he loves breakfast food. Coincidence?????

"I'm a simple woman, I like handsome, bearded, brunette men and breakfast food."----> And blond men I'm not picky specially if they look like Jensen Ackles and Chris Evans .

Too funny, and true. And yet still more fun and worth it than the bar scene.

Hath no fury than a woman's scorn

Never underestimate the power of an extremely pissed off woman. Pink words and funny quotes.

class-plus-sass:  I wish, because I know I will be great! source: pinterest

i've never been a millionaire but I just know i'd be darling at it -dorothy parker

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