"*wears a dress* Them: oooo who you looking good for?) Me: I was too lazy to match 2 pieces of clothing so here I am"-> the same thing happens with skirts. I'm not trying to dress up, I just didn't feel like wearing pants so.
Some of "The Awkward Yeti" Comics. The tooth one is the tooth saying something like "If you keep eating all those sweets you'll get a cavity!" and then "I told you so!" The gall bladder ones made me kinda sad.