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Star Light Star bright, The first star I see tonight, I wish I may, I wish I might, I wish my jeans weren't so damn tight.

Yep, nut doesn't fall far from the tree!

That awkward moment when you realize that you just punished your kid for acting exactly like you. Sorry mini me.

I love pilates, yoga, and sweating but sometimes i love cake more you know.  by Yvonne Wright

Free and Funny News Ecard: Those aren't gray hairs. They're strands of glitter growing from my head, idiot.

Hahahaha!!!! So true!

If This Card Doesn’t Speak The Truth

so true.I usually pin a workout and then a dessert right after.

It may require more than a hug, but at 26 I'm pretty sure my Mom can still fix everything

Perfect for the mom via adoption or surrogacy. Courtesy of Leilani Writer.

Kid's energy

Only on Mondays in my house.

Ha! Me lol

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

I hate it when ugly people say "I need my beauty sleep", Bitch you need to hibernate.  Bwahaha!!! Lmfao. I know it's bad, but so funny. Tags: funny ecards, humor

Funny Family Ecard: I hate it when ugly people say 'I need my beauty sleep.' Bitch, you need to hibernate. Sorry but it's really funny!

Wine Cork Crafts ... As soon as I can start drinking again ;) ;) @Rosa Hans Hans Hans Hans Hans Hans Camacho

Laughing cause I just pinned some cork craft ideas, and thought.gee, someone would need to drink a LOT of wine for that!

Me to a T

Me to a T