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You're fired. So many drunk angry texts last night.

Whoever is in charge of making sure I don't do stupid s*** is fired. My thoughts exactly after this past week at work. Who is in charge of watching me anyway?

Lol

Funny pictures about If I didn't drink. Oh, and cool pics about If I didn't drink. Also, If I didn't drink.

Thanks, neighbour, for letting me know that you're not at home because your dogs are barking all fucking day. Good time to burgle you! | Thanks Ecard

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Serving my drinks in these tiny glasses is only creating more work for you. Now go and fetch me something more bucket-ish.

Haha!!! I love to hang out with drunks!  I learn so much and people become real.  I adore real!

Pardon last nights drunk texts. That tequila is one chatty bitch. Haha or wine!

I'm planning on having my favorite drink this weekend. It's called a lot. | Weekend Ecard | someecards.com

Free and Funny Weekend Ecard: I'm planning on having my favorite drink this weekend.

haha! i'm worried that if i give up drinking, i'll replace it with murdering.

i'm worried that if i give up drinking, i'll replace it with murdering. Except what it needs to say is if I give up drinking COFFEE!

Actually made me laugh out loud...been there!

Free, Confession Ecard: Spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon

Coffee, you're on the bench. Alcohol, suit up. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Coffee, you're on the bench. Alcohol, suit up. This is how I feel when I get off of work lol

Being drunk with your best friends is the best kind of drunk. | College Ecard | someecards.com

Being drunk with your best friends is the best kind of drunk--too bad we never get drunk! we would be damn hilarious drunks though!

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

and I am sure the bride with 20 bridesmaids doesn't have 20 real girlfriends

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