I remember once when my uncle was sitting at the table coloring with me and decided that he was going to paint the Pink Panther blue. (Pink Panther paints the TARDIS. This cracks me up! I love the Pink Panther).
Free, Confession Ecard: All of my coworkers are like "I am going to drink and partay this weekend!" and I'm like "I'm going to visit my best friend, drink tea and do granny crafts." I totally have the better plans.
"The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked "what's wrong?" is inversely proportional to the severity of the coming storm." If men would recognize this they might be able to avoid the lightning