Tony Curtis in The Sweet Smell of Success. He plays press agent Sidney Falco, who will do anything to get his clients into the newspaper column of J. Hunsecker (Burt Lancaster), even pimping girlfriend Barbara Nichols.
Judy Benjamin (Goldie Hawn): "I think they sent me to the wrong place." // Capt. Lewis (Eileen Brennan): "Uh-huh." // Judy Benjamin: "See, I did join the army, but I joined a *different* army. I joined the one with the condos and the private rooms." -- from Private Benjamin (1980) directed by Howard Zieff
Oscar Lindquist (John McMartin): "The odds against us are at least a hundred to one." // Charity Hope Valentine (Shirley MacLaine): "Those are the best odds I ever had." -- from Sweet Charity directed by Bob Fosse