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“Marriage ain't for sissies! Gongrats on your first big step together.”,funny marriage quotes

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“Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1) Whenever you’re wrong, admit it. 2) Whenever you’re right, shut up.” — Patrick Murra

Top 60 images about funny wedding quotes and funny marriage quotes Marriage is a serious institution, not to be entered into lightly .

“Marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than you so they wont eat all of yours.”

“Marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than you so they wont eat all of yours.

“A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.”

“A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

“The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.”

“The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.

“It seems like I was only married yesterday……..If it was tomorrow I would cancel it.”,funny marriage quotes

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“You know… There is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time… Husband!!!” — Bill Maher

Top 60 images about funny wedding quotes and funny marriage quotes Marriage is a serious institution, not to be entered into lightly .

TEXT:  "Marriage if you want something to last forever you treat it differently.  You shield it and protect it.  You never abuse it.  You don't expose it #Relationships

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TEXT: "Marriage if you want something to last forever you treat it differently. You shield it and protect it. You never abuse it. You don't expose it #Relationships

“I vow to shave my legs if you shave your beard.”

“I vow to shave my legs if you shave your beard.

“Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end.”

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“The only moment that my wife listens to me is when I’m talking in my sleep.”

Top 60 images about funny wedding quotes and funny marriage quotes Marriage is a serious institution, not to be entered into lightly .

“If you're wrong and you shut up, you're wise; If you're right and you shut up, You're married.”

“If you're wrong and you shut up, you're wise; If you're right and you shut up, You're married.

“The only time my wife is listening to me is when I’m saying do you want some money.”,funny marriage quotes

Top 60 images about funny wedding quotes and funny marriage quotes Marriage is a serious institution, not to be entered into lightly .

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