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I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue. On an emotional and personal level. I'm working on delivery, but it hurts on so many levels to be quiet.

.I spent my entire childhood wishing that I was older, now I'm older and this shit sucks.

I spent my entire childhood wishing that I was older. Now I'm older and this shit sucks.

This is so me

I would like to apologize to anyone I have not offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly.

i still do this to this day

My brother told me aliens and monsters lived under the bed.then the next morning I stuck my led off and hit the dog's leg and thought it was a monster's leg.from then on i would crawl to the end of the bed and take a flying leap out of my room :D

16th of every month.

Ever feel like you're just one dumbass away from completely losing it? Especially while driving.

ahhh good ol days...totally used pillows as the stone paths too...ha!

If you've never jumped from one couch to the other to avoid the lava you've never had a childhood. If you've never jumped from one couch to the other to avoid the lava you've never had a childhood.

The word Slut explained

Quotes on Women - Slut - A woman with the morals of a man. To be correct, it should say "male" not "man". We know a real man is not immoral.

Immature - A word boring people use to describe fun people.

Immature: A word boring people use to describe fun people. I choose to be: IMMATURE!

@Alyssa Gentle this totally made me think of you and smile!

probably shouldn't close your eyes either!unless you WANT them to see you eating the banana.funny all I can think of when I hear banana now a days is minions.this was freakin funny

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