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Funny Friendship Ecard: When i said you were my best friend, i meant that your the only one who knows everything about me, so you better keep your whore mouth shut! @Katherine Adams Morris

My bathing suit told me to go to the gym, but my sweat pants were like 'nah girl, you're good'.

My bathing suit told me to go to the gym, but my sweat pants were like 'nah girl, you're good'.

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill & not doing it because you'd miss them!

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill & not doing it because you'd miss them!

Kill them with kindness... And then fart as you walk away.

Kill them with kindness... And then fart as you walk away.

THERE are people who never paid attention to THEIR teacher in school. THEY'RE probably wondering what this means.

THERE are people who never paid attention to THEIR teacher in school. THEY'RE probably wondering what this means.

What's that you say? You playing video games is the same as me being on Pinterest? When's the last time your Xbox made us chicken enchiladas?

What's that you say? You playing video games is the same as me being on Pinterest? When's the last time your Xbox made us chicken enchiladas?

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