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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: .and yet despite the look on my face, you're still talking. Create and send your own custom Confession ecard.

I would get punched a lot if people could read my mind

Some say your opinion does not count, well time for a stunner.

Hahaha! Good thing I learned how to disable my auto correct!

wtf: Hey, Auto Correct, quit messing with my curse words, you motherforklift

It's not 'throwing someone under the bus' if they were already tumbling precariously in that direction on their own.

Free, Workplace Ecard: It's not "throwing someone under the bus" if they were already tumbling precariously in that direction on their own.

I DO HATE THIS! or just "phone use" in general!!!!!!

This shit pisses me off! Texting and being on the phone is supposed to keep you connected but IM HERE AND RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! How does whoever is texting you deserve your time more than me? I have a friend that does this ALL the time!

lol! sorry guys, but this is funny! I'm sure the ladies will appreciate this one lol!

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"I don’t like making plans for the day because then the word premeditated gets thrown around in the courtroom" (ecards)


Don't make excuses for him. You can't put flowers in an asshole and call it a vase. Yep Steve is an asshole cheats on his live in girlfriend and talks bad about his ex wife.

Free, Confession Ecard: I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering "I love you" repeatedly while they struggle to break free.