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Note to self...

Note to self.

Yes I have!

Funny Quote - Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead

This explains it all...

"I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet. I get hungry." Well I really do get faint and shaky if I don't eat often enough.

I miss being a kid...someone else was in charge of my hair!!!

Really miss having someone in charge of my hair, seriously. Sister, where are you?

SHAUNNNN I TOLD YOU I HATE YOU (Why won't you just tell me what you did to the band room why do you leave me in suspense and say "oh your reaction is going to be PRICELESS when you find out yourself" For the record me and Shaun are not close and barely talk at all so now I'm really worried about what you did and why Nash was standing on 2 shelves cleaning something)

I hate it when I say I hate everyone and then someone is just like oh except me of course lol ha ha no. Especially you<<< so freakin true

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Quote: If showing up in a robe and tiara with a box of wine is wrong, then maybe I don't fully comprehend how Casual Friday actually works.

The feeling to play in traffic

My decision making skills closely resemble that of a squirrel when crossing the street. LOL I will never look at a squirrel the same again

Our family has actually used "Metric Shit Ton" as a unit of measurement!

Then I heard someone use the term, "metric fuck-ton", and "shit ton" instantly dropped to

Coffee

I can't stop drinking the coffee. If I stop drinking the coffee, I stop doing the standing and the walking and the words-putting-into-sentence doing. - Lorelai Gilmore (so true! love the gilmore girls!

Omg...this was my oldest son. I never could clean his room when he was home. He would probably have a koniption if he saw it now.

Truth: "Hell hath no fury like your kid catching you throwing away anything, EVER! I smuggle out broken crayons like a mexican drug lord. Too funny.

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