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My life in a nut shell

Funny Family Ecard: So the plan is to see who can make mom lose her mind the fastest.

Or a multiple personality disorder

I can only imagine what my phone calls sound like to the other person. "Yeah I'd love to go shopping--DON'T LICK THAT-- when do ya wanna meet up?

This is so true and funny

That awkward moment when you realize that you just punished your kid for acting exactly like you. Sorry mini me.

lol.. so many girls living at home claim to be "independent"... hi no, that is you parents home and mortgage you're sheltered by. Oh you got your borfriend paying those bills for you? Hunny, you are FAR FROM independent... you're a fraud. Just saying.

Free and Funny Father's Day Ecard: Dad, thanks for always helping me out financially so I can focus on being an independent woman

We have all known at least one of these in our lives!

This is so true! Silence does not bring on relaxation anymore. Silence brings anxiety and the thought, "brace yourself!

And choose one of the really expensive crystal glasses.  I love it that I can't put those in the dishwasher!

Yes, please get a new cup every time you need a drink of water. I love doing dishes.said no Mother ever.

Let's Not Cry Over Spilled Beer

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon

@Amy Leigh Miner @Alana Noone @Katie Stephenson @Andrea Czarnomski #KMPproblems

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: After years of working with the public I have to wonder: Are people really that dumb or am I that much smarter than everyone else?

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.

I gotta remember this quote for next time someone's a smartass to me.

Plant hospice worker

All the poor plants that have the unfortunate experience to end up with me.

Oh wait, that's just Luke Bryan!

Free, Flirting Ecard: A perfect man will only be drunk on me, will allow me to crash his party and never wants this night to end. Oh wait, that's just Luke Bryan

Heels - Women: Wearing heels is not sexy if you walk like a newborn calf.

'Women: Wearing heels is not sexy if you walk like a newborn calf. I saw a woman the other day out shopping in high heels walking like a newborn calf.how silly!

When someone yells "Stop", I never know if its in the name of love, it's Hammertime, or if I should collaborate and listen...

Definitely collaborate and listen. Vanilla Ice just can't be wrong!

Justin Timberlake though <3

Funny Music Ecard: Justin Timberlake is making a comeback and Justin Beiber is finally at his breaking point. There can only be one Justin. True that

We are going to Hell in Gasoline Underwear for what we just said about her ugly baby.

"We are going to Hell in Gasoline Underwear for what we just said about her ugly baby. Smith 'ugly baby judges you!